lordicexx:

grandpafucker:

lifeisducky:

yeltumpar:

I <3 William Shatner on Twitter

I love how they respond to him, as if he is actually a captain, even more.

Nasa confirmed for huge fucking nerds

This is awesome and priceless and people that work on space stuff are the best people of all time.

I’m just jealous he’s the only one who got those points. Rudeeee.

(via winchester-more-like-no)

unclefather:

i don’t read “uwu” as a smiley face in my head i read it as “ooo woo”

(via falseinnocence)

kaible:

"He’s behind me making that fucking face again. I don’t even have to turn around to know it. God damn it. I hate that goddamned stupid face he makes. God fucking damnit."

kaible:

"He’s behind me making that fucking face again. I don’t even have to turn around to know it. God damn it. I hate that goddamned stupid face he makes. God fucking damnit."

(via imthebeeskneesbaby)

mashable:

Life gave this dog lemons and this dog was like “HAHAHA TRY AGAIN NEXT TIME!”

[via]

(via fightingf1t)

Is it too early for enchiladas I don’t think so I’m gonna go make some enchiladas.

(lol it’s 10:45. At my high school this was first lunch I believe.)

bananakarenina:

sirartwork:

Because I could.

/chokes

bananakarenina:

sirartwork:

Because I could.

/chokes

(via carnivorous-cunt)

mahlerian:

I haven’t been able to practice in ages. It’s starting to bother me. I spent five years practicing like crazy (well, most of the time) and I’m not ready to let that go. I’m jealous reading people’s posts about being in school still and seeing practice room pictures. It makes me feel idle. 

Not only do I not have the time to practice, I also haven’t had the time to work on my grad school applications or study for the GREs. If I want to get these applications out for next fall I need to start working on them now. I’m not sure I can handle another year of working without including academics. I’m starting to feel uneasy about this process because I only have one writing sample that’s close to application quality. That means I might have to write a new research paper and that task is daunting due to my lack of time. 

*ahem* I agree with literally all of the above. Like. All of them. 

falseinnocence:

phobias:

i need a cuddle buddy, must be ok with listening to my music and spending 13 hours in bed together

There’s an app for that

No sane adult wants to cuddle with a stranger. Period.”
          —Dan Savage

Dude.

sex-nature-art:

seanbeanisaredshirt:

harokissmile:

ksteeno:

spoookyscary:

After succumbing to a fever of some sort in 1705, Irish woman Margorie McCall was hastily buried to prevent the spread of whatever had done her in. Margorie was buried with a valuable ring, which her husband had been unable to remove due to swelling. This made her an even better target for body snatchers, who could cash in on both the corpse and the ring.
The evening after Margorie was buried, before the soil had even settled, the grave-robbers showed up and started digging. Unable to pry the ring off the finger, they decided to cut the finger off. As soon as blood was drawn, Margorie awoke from her coma, sat straight up and screamed.
The fate of the grave-robbers remains unknown. One story says the men dropped dead on the spot, while another claims they fled and never returned to their chosen profession.
Margorie climbed out of the hole and made her way back to her home.
Her husband John, a doctor, was at home with the children when he heard a knock at the door. He told the children, “If your mother were still alive, I’d swear that was her knock.”
When he opened the door to find his wife standing there, dressed in her burial clothes, blood dripping from her finger but very much alive, he dropped dead to the floor. He was buried in the plot Margorie had vacated.
Margorie went on to re-marry and have several children. When she did finally die, she was returned to Shankill Cemetery in Lurgan, Ireland, where her gravestone still stands. It bears the inscription “Lived Once, Buried Twice.”

what did i just read

Irish women are strong as fuck

I’m Irish and I can conclude that we are motherfucking metal


The fuck.

sex-nature-art:

seanbeanisaredshirt:

harokissmile:

ksteeno:

spoookyscary:

After succumbing to a fever of some sort in 1705, Irish woman Margorie McCall was hastily buried to prevent the spread of whatever had done her in. Margorie was buried with a valuable ring, which her husband had been unable to remove due to swelling. This made her an even better target for body snatchers, who could cash in on both the corpse and the ring.

The evening after Margorie was buried, before the soil had even settled, the grave-robbers showed up and started digging. Unable to pry the ring off the finger, they decided to cut the finger off. As soon as blood was drawn, Margorie awoke from her coma, sat straight up and screamed.

The fate of the grave-robbers remains unknown. One story says the men dropped dead on the spot, while another claims they fled and never returned to their chosen profession.

Margorie climbed out of the hole and made her way back to her home.

Her husband John, a doctor, was at home with the children when he heard a knock at the door. He told the children, “If your mother were still alive, I’d swear that was her knock.”

When he opened the door to find his wife standing there, dressed in her burial clothes, blood dripping from her finger but very much alive, he dropped dead to the floor. He was buried in the plot Margorie had vacated.

Margorie went on to re-marry and have several children. When she did finally die, she was returned to Shankill Cemetery in Lurgan, Ireland, where her gravestone still stands. It bears the inscription “Lived Once, Buried Twice.”

what did i just read

Irish women are strong as fuck

I’m Irish and I can conclude that we are motherfucking metal

The fuck.

(via nightowlmephisto)

Some people on this site need to learn the real definition of normal.
Dude.
It’s statistics.
Not a judgement of character.

scottmccallisbetterthanurfaves:

teen wolf on tumblr (part 4/??): because someone please help scott mccall.

why

What in the world made you think this post was okay.

(via winchester-more-like-no)

drinklust:

once i got very drunk in a bar and my mum had to pick me up so i was trying to act normal by keeping the conversation so i asked her if shes a virgin and she looked at me with pain in her eyes and said “i wish i was”

(via kimpossispooky)